A few years ago Jason lost a bet and was supposed to post a photo of himself in Fall Out Boy girl shorts. The staff decided to join in the fun and the shorts have been traveling across the continent for several years. The resulting photos from the traveling shorts are presented as a calendar to enjoy all year long. Identities of the staff models? Don't ask.....we won't tell.

-stolen from AP.net

merry christmas












not posting happy holidays because i'm p sure christmas is literally the only holiday actually happening today, so there is no plural to be wished. if you don't celebrate christmas then happy friday!!!! yeah friday!!!!! party time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't shoot me santa claus!!

Title:  Sylar Claus
Pairing:  Sylar/Claire
Summary:  From the following prompt from the Sylaire kink meme - "It's Sylar's and Claire's first Christmas together.  They can be together willingly, or forced (via the company or otherwise).  Must haves:  twinkle lights (a little light bondage, perhaps?), gingerbread, eggnog (it would be fun if one of them hates eggnog) and cookies for Santa (I imagine Claire would be really excited about that)... except Sylar kills Santa.  Accidental death or not.  Can't you see Sylar wanting Santa's powers?  LOL.  Use the lines, 'I don't care how big it is,' and, 'It has to fit under the tree!'  Regarding presents or something else?  ;)  Feel free to tweak the lines to make them work for your plot.  (That sounds so bad.  Sorry!)  As sexy/silly/fluffy/disturbing as you want."
Rating:  R for violence, sexual situations are all PG-13 tops
Wordcount:  5889
Disclaimer:  I was not given any Heroes characters for Christmas this year, so no, they're not mine.
Warnings:  oh, blood, brains, character death *coughPROMPTcough*, crack, fluff, silliness
Spoilers:  Through Season3, politely ignoring the end of the finale.
A/N:  Specific!prompt was SPECIFIC, but the moment I saw the premise, I couldn't help but give it a try.  Unfortunately, I don't think I got ALL of the prompt in here, but most of it, I think I pretty much nailed.  This is fluffcrack and the characterizations are adjusted to my needs.  ENJOY the funnity!



( Sylar Claus )

nevermind. my computer sucks. im gonna put the song up tomorrow.

• 11:50 Christmas isn't Christmas without a good dose of ANH on my tv! #
• 23:14 twitpic.com/v30ov - HAPPY HOLIDAYS! #

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tonight im gonna post the most ridiculous song ever for exactly five minutes for xmas. watch out. its stupidly funny.

Title: He's a Monster, He Ate My Heart
Author: rosie1234
Fandom: Wolverine/Heroes
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 354
Ships: Elle/Deadpool (Wade)
Summary: "Well lover, you look...different."
Note: Merry Christmas. :)
Prompt: 90. Home
For: crossovers100, brokengem
Disclaimer: Not Mine.

( monster )

Yay Christmas! I had the most lovely dinner with mom, dad and my little brother. After opening the presents we watched Christmas Vacation and then went to my older brother's house to exchange gifts with him and his family.

Here's what I got:

From mom and dad: Christmas toe socks, leg warmers and Íslensk Orðsifjabók (Icelandic Etymology book). It wasn't available for the longest time so I'm really happy to get it. It's brilliant!
From my sister and her family: A book called Auður (about Auður djúpúðga who was one of the first people who settled in Iceland), a fancy bread basket thing and a fancy set of salt and pepper shakers.
From my brother and his family: Two big cook books, Brauð og kökubók Hagkaupa and Kökubók Hagkaupa. Each has 220-230 recipes for cakes, cookies and breads. Awesome!
From grandma Ásta: a cheese plate with a knife.
From grandma Svana: A set with two make-up bags (different sizes) and some make up brushes.
Fromvampyran: A book called Snorri, it's about Snorri Sturluson, a writer and poet who lived 1179-1241. Read the wiki article, he was a very important man. She also gave me a book called Other people's love letters - 150 letters you were never meant to see.

So yeah, pretty good haul! My presents to my family were all a success and I'm just really really happy right now.

I'm home now and I'm thinking about watching the first episode of season 2 of Merlin. I finished watching season 1 last night.

Oh hey, vadalia, mac_lynn and trasgapoca. I tried to send you guys some Christmas e-cards today but they bounced back to me. :( If you'd like me to try again give me an e-mail address that works. :P You can send them to me at kalldoro - at - gmail - dot - com.

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and a happy December 24th to those who don't! I hope your day is filled with all the people and things you love. ♥

Our Christmas Eve was perfection, pretty much. We brought in the tree around noon and the usual half-hour-long ordeal of "Is it straight?"/"Just another little bit to the left"/"Is it straight?"/"Try tugging it this way..."/"IS IT STRAIGHT?" took no more than five minutes. VICTORY! The parentals decorated it and my mom and I set up the nativity scene while making inappropriate jokes about three-legged sheep and the token black king, plus marveling at the fact that, after inheriting my grandparents' set of figurines, we are now in possession of three camels. THREE. Who the fuck needs three camels in their nativity scene? Us, apparently. (I'm not even going to talk about the fact that the middle-sized camel is wearing the bell from a Lindt chocolate easter bunny around his neck. ... to mask the place where it broke off and had to be glued back on. [NOT OUR FAULT, THOUGH. IT CAME INTO OUR HOUSE THAT WAY.] We celebrate the Lord's birthday with the appropriate amount of piety around these parts.)

Possibly the highlight, though, was the new pastor who helped lead the 11 p.m. service; he'd accessorized his robe and ruffly neck thing with some shiny emo bangs and talked about the Beatles in his sermon. WE LIKE HIM. HE CAN STAY.

xmas came early for me. i was feeling a bit old after being called the "r. pattz of 2005". thanks to @J14Magazine for giving me a burst of youth!


( one more )

Merry Christmas to the ICHers who are celebrating. Happy Thursday evening to everyone else! IDK who is going to be around tomorrow, so we may or may not be off until Saturday.

♥

Apparently the sudden out cropping of babies in Mr. Foxx's family mean more comments at me about my lack of pregnancy during holiday occasions! /o\ His uncle literally looked at me and asked, "So, are you pregnant?" And then proceeded to tell me the more "fit" I get, the more likely it'll be that I'll get knocked up. GEE, THANKS FOR THE WARNING. >:(

But hey, it's Christmas Eve and I'm curled up at my mom's house, and the whole western side of the state is under a "blizzard warning". Snow on Christmas! I'm excited, even though I am actually driving home tomorrow evening, supposedly. We'll how it goes. My mother-in-law gave me new Ugg boots (STFU THEY ARE COMFY AND I LOVE THEM) and we're driving the ~snow car, so it's all good. Now I'm going to probably go watch my new Blu-Ray copy of The Proposal and eat things I shouldn't.

Happy Holidays, flist! I hope you have a good one. ♥♥

I wanted to let you all know I came through those procedures yesterday just fine. Thanks for the good wishes. I think they worked. :)

The ordeal of prepping was WAY worse than the actual hospital experience--I was weak all day up to the procedures due to lack of sleep (had to get up several times during the night) and low blood sugar(not having anything to eat or drink for 6 hours).

During the procedures: they gave me Fentanyl and Versed; Fetanyl is an analgesic drug, and Versed creates amnesia. So, I don't remember anything about the actual procedures, just the time before and after. Luckily, it went well, and I don't have any lingerng aftereffects except a sore throat and fatigue.

Results of a few biopsies won't be back for a couple weeks, but they didn't see anything visually alarming during the procedures, so unless the biopsy results are bad, I don't have to do this for five more years. \o/

But I am wondering if these procedures will help diagnose the reason I'm anemic. :(

Also, on pondering the other time I had general anesthesia, that oral surgery in 2008: the length of complete memory loss (more than 12 hours) was possibly extended by the Halcion and Vicodin. Otherwise, it was the particular anesthetic drugs he used, which I don't remember now.

Don't have time today to read LJ, but I'll get back and catch up.

Title: Traditional
Author: starrdust411
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing: Gabriel/Mohinder
Rating: G
Summary: Gabriel shares a holiday tradition with Mohinder. (For the mylar_fic Holiday Contest. Prompt: Mistletoe)
Disclaimer: I do not own Heroes.
Warnings: Fluff, Humor, Slash

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Title: Christmas is Overrated, Anyway
Author: fleurdelisee
Word Count: ~3,300
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon
POV: 3rd, Ryan centered
Summary: Putting up the tree was the most anti-climactic moment of Ryan’s entire life.
Disclaimer: Never happened as far as I know. If you stumbled upon this by Googling your name (seriously, don't you know it was a bad idea?), please, for the love of everything that's good, go away.
Beta: devilswhore_x
Author Notes: Merry Christmas! It’s kind of bittersweet; definitely not what I had planned but I still love it. Many of the ideas in this come from my wonderful beta, devilswhore_x, who convinced me this idea needed to be developed. I hope you’ll enjoy it!

( Ryan cursed under his breath as he fought with a beat up cardboard box, trying to haul it up the steep staircase of Brendon’s apartment building. )

So busy busy times, but the weekend went on to be just as delightful for the rest of it! Greta and Gold Motel were truly truly delightful, and I had such an amazing time with the Chicago crowd. I'll maybe post a recap and some pictures and videos, but since it's Christmas and there's a lot of family stuff going on, well. Who knows when I'll have time! I've been spending most of my free time rewatching Band of Brothers in Crazy Hi Def and flailsqueaking over Nixters and Speirs and Lip and Doc Roe and Buck and um. I love them a little bit, okay?

My dad and brother and sister arrived from Connecticut yesterday, yaaaay. :D We all hung out at my uncle's last night, which was lots of fun, then my sister spent the night with me at my place and we watched (500) Days of Summer. Now we're chilling out and planning on going for brunch and shopping, woo, girls' day! Last night my brother expressed an interest in staying with me for a night so we could "catch up", and this was my face: o.O Maybe he's actually growing up? Wacky. (He's a freshman in college.)

Happy Christmas Eve, all! I hope you are having lovely days with family and food and suchlike. <33


Goin' my way?

It's Christmas Eve and we're SNOWED IN. Everyone in the world loves snow, and who gets it? Me, the eternal snow hata. Brr.

WIP Amnesty! My doctor AU. I thought, hell, it's got a Christmassy scene in it, so why not? If anyone's still around, Merry Christmas and/or Merry Friday!

Doctor AU
Ryan/Brendon, PG-13, 9000 words
(You'll have to excuse the Irish terms for medical hierarchy. If you notice, that is.)

( MISTLETOE! )